Reason #8 Your Car Smells: Tuna breath. Enter Conan’s #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt
Reason #7 Your Car Smells: Grandma’s “quilt collection”. Enter Conan’s #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt
Is there some unspoken agreement among women to wear yoga pants and running shoes when u travel or is this an insanely bizarre coincidence?
I just unlocked the “JetSetter” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/di6G02
Everything works out just as you planned today. Hopefully you didn’t plan for everything to go horribly wrong. #dailyhoroscope
Jimmy Fallon impersonates Neil Young and covers Whip My Hair with Bruce Springsteen. Culture overload!
If Palin runs in 2012 would it be republican vs. tea party vs. Obama? I like it. Call it Operation Split the Idiots.
Being kind and gentle gets u more places in life than being aggressive. A petting zoo is one of those places. #dailyhoroscope
RT @HuffingtonPost: The Kanye West Vs. George W. Bush Auto-Tune You Knew Was Coming (VIDEO) http://huff.to/b9J6oy
New Girl Talk Album for free. Get some. http://bit.ly/b3glDO
A hangover cure? Why yes a week-old frosty will do just fine thank you.
Bush: “Wait you actually thought I wrote this book? HAHAHAH” RT @HuffingtonPost: Bush lifted from advisers’ books http://huff.to/bKOwHG
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Hack into WIFI for free at airports! Can’t wait to try this.
I just ousted William L. as the mayor of Thái Son Vietnamese Cuisine on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/8lMmn3
Ha. Homeless man charms Oprah for $100 then spends it on booze. RT @someecards: http://some.ly/bAwbix
It’s the perfect day for a purrrito!
Rob Riggle, with perfect timing, even as a child. #malarious
New Cee-Lo album in full, streaming http://bit.ly/db4r8u
#movember really is the perfect inspiration for a time-lapse exploration of lip-related manhood. http://bit.ly/cgTfet
Really? All the designers/artists in BK, and this wins the @BrooklynBowl tee-shirt contest? http://bit.ly/bNFUwK
Ha, nice. @michelleakeith RT @gehrtc 20 Funny Costumes From The NYC Marathon http://awe.sm/5Cw8Y RT @dugger
Support some sexy lip action as I grow a mustache for MOvember! The first 1k donors get a hair dedicated to them! http://bit.ly/cgTfet
Soooo, Colbert can carry a tune. Elvis Costello backup doesn’t hurt. Sweet. bbook: comedycentral: Exclusive: Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello Duet If this doesn’t completely make your Friday, I’m afraid you have rocks in your brain. Ah, look at that cozy fire blazing away in the background…this is just lovely.
I won a “Nice to Meet You” trophy at earndit.com (a site that rewards you for working out) http://earnd.it/cY1FIL
Fixed Lil’ Wayne link: http://bit.ly/c8BSWF
Nice thoughts on this crappy day. RT @gehrtc: 50 more reminders of the strange love that is NYC http://bit.ly/crZ2YD
Wow, Lil’ Waynes already out of prison? Time flies when you’re free huh? Also Bill Clinton weighs in: http://on.cnn.com/boA1tTRT @mikekarnj
RT @TeamCoco: Today’s FREE T-SHIRT code will be posted here between 1- 2pm PST! New shirt design @ http://bit.ly/9fmpyV
Palin is out defending her statement that you CAN see Russia from Alaska. That is so far from the point, you raging lunatic.
Best list so far. RT @funnyordie: The 55 Funniest Signs From the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear http://bit.ly/9YpLGn
Word nerds!! Check it out! Awesome. RT @GOOD: Adopt an obsolete word from the Oxford English Dictionary http://su.pr/2mqMyf